Local Flavor: Deep Freeze, New Year's Couplets

Our cat, Tengu, knows how to deal with the weather when Weather Underground reports that tonight is "-10 but feels like the surface of the moon." 

Clockwise from top left -- Oona's fortune-cookie couplet, my rejected Hallmark greeting card couplet, Bonnie's heartfelt couplet, and Elsa's couplet about #2 cat who stole the chair by the stove.